(412): i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
(309): so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
(253): i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
(702): what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
(313): Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
(937): I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
(801): My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
(630): So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
(954): I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Lemon --- out!
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